This guy has 25 grands reward on his head.
All informants will come and rat on him.
We don't know who is telling the truth.
- Who cares. - Let's take a look.
Brother Magnum, that guy might be upstairs.
Hide it, you want to tell everybody that you are a cop.
You stay here.
Down!
Get out!
Dear guests and colleagues,
Today, we gather here
to pay highest respect to our colleagues who show
perseverance, boldness,
and leadership in the line of duty.
They make us look good for being
a member of the Royal Hong Kong Police Force.
We ask the Commissioner to present the medals.
Attention!
Thank you sir!
We are proud of you!
- Mr. Young, you left something. - Thank you.
Thank you.
You are bad, Tuba. Give me the laughing bag.
What's up? Come here to buy instant noodles again.
You eat noodles every meal, no wonder you are so fat.
You are wrong. Today we are having hot pot.
Too bad you get off work so late, otherwise I'll ask you to join us.
Right, if I am 5 or 6 years younger.
I can be your girlfriend too.
Right, I'm very old.
I put my stuff here, where's David?
Over there.
Tuba, behave yourself.
I let you guess, see if you get guess it right.
Sweep.
Pull.
Tear.
Bite.
What is it then?
Eat yourself.
Tuba, I'm telling you, you get lucky this time.
Brother Chung manage to find a girl to introduce to you, she's pretty.
Thanks.
No problem.
- They are coming. - Come and sit over here.
Tuba.
Sister-in-law.
Tuba.
Big sister-in-law.
Tuba.
- Big big sister-in-law, biggest big sister-in-law. - Tuba.
Hello Tuba, how do you do?
Excuse me. I'll go and wash the vegetables.
I'll help you.
They are a great couple.
Perfect match.
Hello.
Washing the veggie?
I am not cutting the goose.
Right, I'm washing the veggie.
Need help?
No, I'm finished.
I'll help you to take them out.
Okay.
If my wife asks.
You say we were drinking coffee until dawn.
No way, we said that last week.
Just say we were playing Mahjong.
It's done.
Please help and take the fish head out.
Okay.
You know what, you are so good at washing the veggie.
You can be a good husband.
Thanks.
I am also good at stir-frying the veggie.
In future, you stir-fry the veggie, and I'll take it out and serve.
If my wife asks you, you say we went to fish sea bass all night long.
Remember!
Remember, to fish sea bass.
It's done.
- Please help and take all the dishes out. - Okay.
If my wife asks you where we went last night.
Tell her we went to have folk dance.
Cecil.
Why nagging him, come over here.
Mahjong! Sea bass! Folk dance! What else?
And...
And what?
Nothing!
Come out quick.
The dishes are great.
Tall girl, come over.
Coming.
Where do I sit?
Here.
Please help yourself.
We were at the wake in the funeral parlor last night.
Hello.
I got it.
Of course you got it.
About last night, friends are getting fewer as you get old.
Water is boiling, let's eat.
How can you eat when you think of last night?
Right, where were you last night?
Wake...
- We are at the wake in the funeral parlor. - Right.
Really? Were you all at the wake the whole night?
It was so boring at the wake, we were playing mahjong.
How could you played mahjong while at the wake?
It was a happy death.
Right, we were talking, laughing, and had a good time.
Right, we were so happy.
Right, we were playing mahjong while at the wake.
Then we remember Wong didn't have any hobbies when he was alive
He loved eating sea bass.
Being his friends, we called brother Chung to come along.
To walk from Kowloon Funeral Parlor to Tai Kok Tsui pier.
To fish sea bass to honour Wong.
To fish sea bass.
Does Tai Kok Tsui pier have sea bass to fish?
Yes or no?
There was no sea bass before, perhaps Wong showed miracle.
By dawn we got one this...
One this big.
Right, it's big. This big.
We were at the wake, playing mahjong and eating sea bass.
For our friend, we should stay awake overnight.
Right, he can say that again.
What about me? What about my folk dance?
Why couldn't we dance while at the wake?
Why couldn't we play mahjong while we danced?
Why couldn't we eat fish while we danced?
Right, I'm not finished.
Before we played mahjong, we rehearsed folk dance.
Because the band will play at the annual assembly.
Five of us were rehearsing folk dance at the funeral parlour.
What a scene! We were playing sea bass, dancing at the wake,
eating mahjong and folk dancing.
No
We were fishing the mahjong, having late night snacks and playing folk dance.
No, we were folk dancing.
No, we were eating mahjong and folk dancing.
No
We were fishing mahjong, eating late night snacks, playing folk dance.
No, we were folk dancing, and not...
You lied.
Did I say something wrong?
You lied.
You don't believe me then?
I believe you.
You lied.
It's alright.
I know you are in a bad mood, so I create the atmosphere.
Come. Let's forget all the unhappiness tonight.
Let's have hot pot together.
We will do it the other way round, we don't eat piece by piece.
We put everything in the pot and cook together.
Have a feast.
I...
Sorry, I ruined the atmosphere.
You...
Congratulations!
Why...you...?
I got to tell you, I am moving in tonight.
Tomorrow, I'll be an official police staff.
- Please do me a favour - Tuba
The Bak Choi is so sweet.
Do me a favour...
I know what to do, you guys go ahead.
I will not come out again, you guys carry on.
Let's carry on.
- Morning officer. - Morning.
You were doing great in the Academy, you will be assigned to the OCTB.
Take this piece of paper and claim you gun.
Yes sir!
Report to duty, sir.
Next!
You are assigned to the Homicide Division.
Remember to claim your gun.
Yes sir!
Next!
You were doing great in the Academy, you are assigned to the Plain Cloth Division.
You report to Officer King, he'll tell you what to do.
No need to put on the uniform, go claim your gun.
Yes sir!
Why are you sitting there?
Put on your hat.
You are assigned to the Dispatch Division.
Dispatch Division?
Don't get it?
You are responsible to dispatch all the documents within the station.
That's a messenger's job.
Almost.
What about gun?
No colleagues will rob your documents within the station.
No need to claim your gun.
Director...
Sit... have a seat.
One moment please.
A gentleman who refuses to give his name, is looking for you.
Mr. King, within 5 seconds.
Your new car will be gone.
Who are you? You know how to crack a joke.
Last time, you have one of my brothers got apprehended.
- I give you one more chance. - The mighty detective is here.
You take 200 thousand US dollars and wait for me at TST ferry pier tonight.
If you dare to report to the police.
- King, be careful of you and your families lives. - Please sign here, sir.
What do you say we should do?
You did the right thing.
Let the police take care of this thing.
This bunch is way too much.
Now that they know I report to the police.
My families will be at risk, right?
Don't worry. We know how to handle.
Right, believe in the police.
Thank you, sir.
Sir, let me handle this case.
Everyone will recognize you.
Right.
We need to look for someone who doesn't look like a policeman.
Who should we look for'?
Tuba will do.
What?
A gong.
A drum.
Oh Shit.
You scared me.
Tuba, are you all right.
I'm okay, I ask for it. Thanks.
I hand over everything to you now.
Tomorrow, you are the manager here.
I'll go and do the inventory.
Thanks.
Look at this, you can't guess right?
I'll show you.
What does it stand for'?
Do you know? You can't guess it right.
You try to sex harass me?
Sorry, I don't mean it.
The guy on the bus also said that.
The guy in the Walk for a Million Campaign also said that. What a scoundrel.
Please go away. You are not welcomed here.
Really, I didn't mean it.
I am quite acquainted with the people here.
Then you can fool around?
What obscene gestures you were doing in front of the CCTV?
I didn't, I just want to...
Go
I show you again.
This is hot water switch, this is cold-water switch. On.
I test the water temperature with my hand.
Is that how you test it?
If not, then how you test it?
Should be like this.
Hot water, cold water, turn it on, then...
What are you two doing?
Tuba, what special gestures you have for me to guess?
I dare not.
Let me introduce
Juan is our new manager.
Tuba is our regular customer and an old friend.
Sorry, I misunderstood you.
I should say sorry, I let you misunderstood me.
I should be the one to say sorry.
I don't know what are you guys up to?
I go and pack my things.
Bye.
Tuba, we can go now.
Okay, I help you pull down the gate.
Okay.
Thanks.
- Bye. - Bye.
Where are we going?
Go home.
Why don't we go together, if it is not out of your way.
Fine.
Where do you live?
Up there.
I should have moved.
It's all right, I go up myself.
Bye.
Why am I so dumb?
Since we are friends, why should I be afraid of?
I am not married, and I am not trying to harass her
I have the right to court whoever I want, I have the right to get to know anybody.
Now that the situation is not safe.
Even if I take her home, it is natural enough.
Even if we have a meal together, it is natural enough.
Even if we go to movie together, it's natural enough.
Even if we go to bed together.
Can you?
It's all right with me, I don't know about her.
Sir Magnum, he is Tuba.
Sir, what brings you here?
Does he look like...
Let me do the talking.
Sit.
Do you have a Walkman?
I have, I'll go get it.
Tuba, while he is gone, I would like to ask you a favour.
Sir Magnum, the Walkman.
Put it on.
Do as he says.
How can I help you.
I would like to ask you to give this to my wife's lover.
- Sir, I... - Don't ask
Midnight tonight at TST ferry pier.
I trust that you won't say no to me.
I won't, but...
No more but, let's do it.
What happens?
That's it. I'll leave it to you.
Whom should I contact?
He will contact you. I'll go now.
You will contact whom?
It's not whom should I contact, it's who will contact me.
You are terrific.
Why am I terrific.
Anyway, you are terrific.
I know I am terrific, why am I terrific?
You are terrific, we don't have to say it, we know it.
Why do you ask me to come over if you won't say it. You are nuts.
What's going on, Robert?
Nothing.
Don't move. Don't look around.
Put down your thing.
Smile.
Don't squeeze your smile.
Fix your hair.
Enough.
More feminine.
That's sexy enough. That's right.
Mister, can you take a picture for us?
Thank you, you are so kind, let's go.
Do you have a two dollar coin?
I have.
Thanks.
It's for you.
For me?
Are you the Fatso?
I am.
Are you taking a case with you?
Yes.
A fatso that looks dumb and carries a case with him. Is that you?
Yes.
Then take it.
Who is it?
Marcos.
- Hello. - Listen.
Take the money and go to Kwai Chung Container Terminal before 12:30.
Then go to the security station by the seashore.
I won't wait if you are late for one second.
Don't shout after hanging up.
Hello...
Kwai Chung Container Terminal please.
Sir.
Sir, it's me.
What are you doing here?
I come to assist you.
Assist me?
What tactic do you use?
What tactic?
The instructor had taught us.
If we are out-numbered, we will concentrate and strike at one point.
That's RST
If we out-numbered our opponents, then we will surround them.
That's VBK
What tactic are you using?
TPT
what's TPT?
The dare devil tactic.
Why weren't we taught this way?
You are not qualify, that's why.
If you want to help me, stay here and don't move.
No way, sir.
Who will cover you?
Don't you know it is very dangerous?
It's all right. I don't care if I am dead or alive.
If so happens that I died,
Don't cover my coffin with the Union Jack at my funeral.
Use Chinese flag.
What are you doing?
Draw my gun and cover you.
I tell you what, go and take a blanket from my car.
What for?
Go!
Next to the driver's seat
Put it on the floor.
Why?
Put it.
Look forward. Look tight.
Cover up, or you will get cold.
You need a fix?
That'll do. One works better with a fix.
Have a fix later.
You go and take the case from the fatso, bring it over here.
Then this is yours.
You want me to kill him?
We don't need you to do the job.
Let's go.
This guy is tall and well-build, no wonder he can get the girl's heart.
Fatso, did you bring the stuff?
He doesn't have a killer's voice.
Give me.
It's you.
Do you know me?
I recognize you, you are the dope.
How do you know.
You are scum. I'll give you. Take it.
Help!
No one will help you here.
I don't know why a woman will fall for you
- I'll give you, take it, I'll give you all, - Help!
Help!
Squeeze.
Don't move.
Go to hell.
Split.
Sir Magnum, are you okay?
Critical condition.
Sir Magnum, please don't die.
I don't want to die neither.
I don't know your wife have so many lovers.
They are not her lovers.
They are the gangsters that blackmail Da-Jing King.
You have to remember their faces, root them out, and get revenge for me.
I dared not look, I can't recognize them.
Don't lie to me.
You can't recognize them, I'll tell you.
You must promise to take revenge for me.
Promise me.
Sir Magnum, I am useless.
Don't count on me to revenge for you. Sorry.
Sir Magnum, I'll take revenge for you.
I said to draw the gun to protect you, but you didn't listen.
Sir, have one more drink.
Do forgive me, I was talking nonsense last night.
Because I was not myself, I was shooting my mouth.
Forget what I have promised you.
Tuba, what have you promised him?
None of your business.
I promised him
to do one's duty and stay out of troubles.
Just play your tuba, and don't get into troubles.
Can't be.
He was brutally murdered, and he didn't ask you to take revenge for him?
No.
You know better than anybody else.
What you have promised the dead, you can't eat your words.
What if I eat my words?
The world was in a chaos when I was born.
There is no way for me to go fix it, fool.
Dear colleagues, today we gather here
to pay our last tribute and respect to one of the distinguished policeman.
Sergeant Magnum Chow.
Sergeant Chow joined the Police Academy when he was 14,
and graduate with distinguished results.
He then joined the Royal Hong Kong Police.
Over the years, he abode by his duties, and was named the crime fighter.
His bravery deeds run a long list.
Today, we mourn for him
not with sad heartedness,
but with pride and the spirit of encouragements
Sergeant Chow's brave sacrifice
makes every one in the police force feels proud.
We turn grief and sorrow into a powerful force.
Sergeant Magnum Chow, may he rest in peace.
But his spirit will linger and alive within our hearts.
In this mourning service, we pay our highest respect to Sergeant Magnum chow
Sergeant Chow, we take the pledge
that we will be as brave and resolute as you were.
We fear of no difficulties, we dare to sacrifice.
Sergeant Chow, may you rest in peace.
We would like to ask the Commissioner to place the wreath
What are you up to?
Ask him to leave.
Yes sir.
Drag him away
What are you doing? Get up.
I have never transferred any of my subordinates,
But what you did today was preposterous and horrible.
Tomorrow you will be a police in uniform.
Please sir, one more chance.
I was just not up to par, I am sure you don't want to transfer me.
If you don't believe me, I play it one more time for you.
Again?
Shut up.
Stop.
Get out.
Please sir, one more chance.
I give you a chance, who will give me a chance?
Even if I don't transfer you, somebody else will.
It is better for you to get transferred.
Even if I don't transfer you, my superior will.
He might even transfer me.
It is far better to have one staff get transferred and not two.
Do me a favour, humour me.
Give me a chance to have you transferred.
Thank you, goodbye!
Sir.
What?
You really shouldn't transfer me.
Better still, you being a police in uniform,
will make you become bolder.
I come and look for you later.
Let's cross.
- Thank you uncle. - Bye.
Why are you here?
To see you patrol.
You haven't seen a police issuing parking fine, arresting illegal hawkers and litter bugs?
What's wrong with you? You got a gun,
You should go and patrol where the banks and the jewellery shops are.
If you come across a robbery, your gun...
Stop fooling around.
If someone try to attack a policeman and rob his gun, then you are in troubles.
Those gangsters will sneak up and attack you with a chopper from behind.
You are full of craps.
I will be off-duty in two minutes.
345 over!
345 roger! Over!
Something happens in College Road. Please go there ASAP, over!
Roger that, over!
Something comes up in the last two minutes. Let's go.
Tuba, such an emergency, it can't be hostage kidnapped by a terrorist?
Cannot be.
Quick, draw your gun, you might need to fire it.
Can't be this serious.
345 calling dispatch, what is the issue?
Family disputes.
That's better
- Ah Man, it's dangerous. - Where's my dad?
- Put down your chopper - He' not dead yet.
- He's your dad - He's not dead.
No.
You got a lot of dads.
Let go of her, we can talk.
Dad!
Dad? Do I look like your dad?
Dad, give me a hug.
Dad.
Good boy, put down your chopper first.
Dad.
Good kid.
Dad.
You filthy pig killed my dad.
I am gonna kill you. Kill...
Dirty pig killed my dad, I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
Help!
Help, Tuba!
- Tuba, try and distract him - Let go
I have him pinned down.
You also have me pinned down.
Sit.
Those two mental patients escaped from the asylum,
and wounded several people.
You two have them pinned down and apprehended.
As a fellow policeman, I feel proud.
Thank you, sir.
This time we should give 34567 credits.
L, tuba, am good for nothing but to play tuba.
How can you say that, Tuba?
If you were not brave enough to distract him the other day
I would not have the chance to pin him down.
I will be a terrible waste to ask you to go play tuba.
Cheung, sometimes you need to be brave enough to admit it.
Be faithful to your conscience, don't help your friend blindly.
Tuba, do not belittle yourself.
How can you give me all the credits?
- Cheung - Tuba
You two stop that.
I hope you two can cooperate.
Cooperate?
Sir, I...
From now on, you can carry a gun,
and go patrol with Tuba.
Thank you, sir.
Sorry sir!
Thank you, sir!
Tuba, I can be a real police this time.
Sir, I am ready.
Where is your partner'?
He's at the back, he is coming.
Why are you standing here? Go in!
Let's go.
Looks like a chic.
Sir.
You look like a chic, but you are not hot enough.
Sir, I don't know how to dress up.
If I go out like this, there's no guarantee that I will seduce the molester.
I am not asking you to seduce him, I ask you to go get him.
You dress like that is a perfect match with Tuba.
Someone else will seduce the molester.
Go...
Out of the way.
What's wrong with you? Officer.
You get these two guys to protect me?
You are pulling my legs.
The boss appoint them, not me.
If you have any complains, go and talk to the Superintendent.
You pull the rank on me then?
Fatso, stay alert tonight.
Should anything goes wrong with me. It's your ass.
Madam, if anyone make a pass on you,
we'll step in
What? You step in only when somebody try to make a pass on me?
Do you know the practice?
Do you want to wait until the guy got his way, then you will step in?
If any guys come near me within 3 feet, and start looking at me
You guys should draw your guns and cuff him up.
Sis, time to go.
Who does she think she is.
Let's go
Go
Let's go
Tuba, will anything happen tonight?
Better be nothing happens.
Don't you want to have a promotion?
I don't want to die in the line of the duty.
Let's go over there, we'll have a better view.
Nothing happens, after all, it's a safe world.
Not really.
If you were the molester, you will look before you strike.
It was a close shave the other day, we nearly got caught right on the spot.
May, why don't we get married.
You are pregnant anyway.
Let's wait until the last moment.
Why wait? You marry that jerk.
I marry that fat girl and we live a stable life.
We can still cheat on them after getting married.
How would I know if I could convince that jerk.
If I could convince that fat girl,
surely you could convince that jerk.
You could still see each when we go to Japan.
Then I will convince that jerk to get married.
Why don't we get married?
Okay, John.
You marry that British guy.
I'll marry that Scottish girl.
We live a stable life, and could still cheat on them.
Let's do it then.
Let's go
Okay.
help!
A molester, go!
Wait.
Why?
If we go over now, we can only charge him with intent to rape.
Can't wait, or else we can charge him with rape.
- Wait a bit longer - Help!
If you don't go, we can charge him with rape and murder.
You don't go, I'll go.
Madam
Are you okay?
Why are you so late?
What are the charges?
Whatever.
Then charge him with having indecent relationship with a policewoman. Right?
- You drop dead. - Protect the suspect.
Please, you are so absent minded.
We walked around this supermarket for at least a dozen times.
What are you up to?
Be a friend, understand your friend.
In future, you will also undergo this stage.
What stage?
Falling in love.
What? In love?
Since when you are so romantic? It's a waste of money.
Didn't waste any money, but waste a lot of feelings and energy.
Then you have to be decisive. No point in dragging.
It's either she or you.
The road of romance, the shorter the better.
I know, but so far I am still on a one-way road.
You didn't hold her hand?
I am only her secret admirer.
Then you better tell her quick. Turn aggressive.
Where is she?
Here.
Supermarket?
Cheap stuff.
Have you even seen a supermarket selling brand name products?
Drag no more, go in and put her on the trolley.
Pay at the cashier and take her home.
I can't be that simple and direct.
I don't know how to ask her to go out with me.
If you ask her, you stand a chance to succeed.
If you don't, you have no chance at all.
Also, a girl will change her mind quickly.
If you don't ask her out, somebody would.
What's my excuse?
Any excuse will do.
There are so many things within the supermarket you can use almost anything to be an excuse.
People have feelings.
Hi!
You come shopping?
Yes.
Have a look.
Okay.
You only have canned sardines?
I don't know about the others, but here, we only have canned sardines.
Sardine is not an excuse.
Do you have luncheon meat in big can?
We do, it's over there.
Shit. How can I ask her if she's free by mentioning luncheon meat.
Excuse me, what kind of facial tissue is the softest?
There are so many brands, which one do you like?
No way, facial tissue does not have a dating motive.
What to do?
Excuse me...
In addition to sardine, luncheon meat and facial tissues,
we have many other products.
But I'll say why don't you come forward and tell me.
We are both youngsters.
Actually, I want to ask if you are free tomorrow I would like to ask you out.
But you dare not say it.
Sorry, I didn't say anything, I am going now.
What time is it?
Half past seven.
Tomorrow this time, I'll be off 30 minutes later.
If you want to go out with me, do remember to come and pick me up on time.
Great...
Terrific...
I got it
You spent 5 minutes. What excuse did you use?
Fried dace with salted black beans.
I said to her, I am the salted black bean, you are the dace.
If we are not meant for each other, we cannot be in the same can
You don't look like black beans.
You should say she's the preserved cabbage, you are the pork.
You and her together will be the pork with preserved cabbage.
You always remind me what to do.
You make me to follow your steps...
You always remind me what to do.
I am sorry that I can't.
I understand that you want me to be practical.
That you are afraid of I will get lost.
But you know being in the greenhouse,
I can hardly grow up and be tall.
Let me go out and test my abilities,
I'll know my way home in the future.
Let me go and experiment the harsh reality,
I cannot be proud of myself if I was not hurt before.
I hope you understand that it is too lonely in the greenhouse.
I have my own ideal future,
and hope that you'll understand I need to be independent.
I believe I can do it.
Thankful to all ancestors.
And bless that I, Tuba, will have a twist of fate, and good fortune.
Grandpa, I know you like eating apple.
But you don't need to eat it in front of me.
I hope that you will bless me to be fierce and audacious in the extreme.
No...
Bless me to be witty and courageous to fight crimes,
and have a fruitful romance and lots of sons and daughters, amen.
What? Amen?
No, not amen, it's...
Don't be afraid.
You...
If I tell you I am a human being, you won't believe me.
I really can't stand you.
You are so gutless, you pass out when you see me.
Never mind being a hero.
Tuba, wake up. Get up.
I gotta to tell you something.
I make it short, I come and look for you because...
Okay, I slap you at the back of the head to bring you around.
I stole 30 cents from my mum to buy candies when I was four.
At 7, I skip class to have a swing.
I went to a gambling hall and lost 11 dollars when I was 9.
I peep at Mrs. Hung while she was having a bath when I was 12. At 18...
You don't have to tell me all your wrongdoings.
I come and look for you is to
You try to fool me? Okay, I play along with you.
Tuba, don't play dumb. You suffered enough.
Sir Magnum, I can't play tuba because of you.
Now you come and bother me again.
You promised that you take revenge for me.
Sir Magnum, forget it, revenge will have no end.
Forget it? No way, I will keep bothering you.
You...
Why are you so late? Where have you been?
To learn boxing, are you okay?
I was okay, but now that he bothers me, I am not okay.
He?
You wish.
Tuba, he won't see me.
You don't go? Then I'll go.
It's cold out there.
You need to put on more clothes, it is for your own good.
You come along if you could.
Something wrong with Tuba.
Tuba.
Hey, Tuba
Keep on following me, and see how far you can follow.
That depends on how far you can go.
You walk for too long, you'll have sore feet.
As for me, I can float.
You won't get tired by floating.
It's very late, don't walk on the street.
You might come across some ghosts. Did you see?
Never mind him, he's in shock.
Nuts.
Don't be so mad.
Okay, if you dare to follow me into the temple.
Tuba, you won't do that to me, will you?
Come, you come along, come...
Tuba, are you possessed?
Not yet, but a ghost is stick to me.
Tuba, unless you go to the temple to be the undertaker,
or to go the monastery to be a monk,
otherwise, I'll follow you wherever you are.
What evil spirits are making a scene here?
Who are you trying to scare? Off duty now.
Sorry.
Tuba, are you awake?
Thank god, he's gone.
Right, I saw him went away too.
So horrible, with blood oozing out from his eyes, his nose and mouth,
and with a tall hat on his head.
Let's go home and get some sleep.
Hi!
Why are you here?
You ridicule me.
That kid, is he fat or skinny?
He's fat.
Tall or short?
A bit tall.
Does he have good taste?
He's qualify to court your daughter, what would you say?
See what he brings.
I hope he is not like your brother-in-law. He brought nothing but a bunch of flowers
But he's way better than your dad. When your dad courted me,
he gave a bag of oranges.
Mum, oranges were the ideal gift twenty odd years ago.
If one buy oranges, then it is really old-fashioned.
Here he is.
- Hi! - Hi!
Here's a little something. Hope you don't mind.
Do come in.
Okay.
she is my mother.
Auntie
He is Matthew Chan.
- Matthew. - Yes.
- Please sit down. - Okay.
Please.
Do you smoke?
No, I don't.
You sit for a while, I'll go and fix something.
Why are you staring at my mum?
I want to see if you look like your mum when you are old.
It's my dad, he's home.
Dad, why are you so late?
Never mind, a kid fan in the elevator.
I couldn't stand it, so I got out on 6th floor and took the stairs.
If I see that kid again, I'll beat the shit out of him.
Dad, Matthew is here.
Matthew, my dads home.
Uncle, how do you do.
Dad, I'll go in and help mum, you two chat for a bit.
Okay.
It's you.
- Uncle, I was... - Sit.
If you fool with me again, I'll hit you.
Hit me?
None of your business.
None of my business?
Let's eat.
Sit.
Sit down.
Be our guest, sit.
Sit down, if you dare.
- Are you alright? - You are so clumsy, get up.
Sorry about that.
Take this one.
Thanks.
You take this one.
Again?
Again? Oh no.
None of your concern.
Have some soup.
What's the matter?
None of your concern. Nothing.
What other dishes do you have?
Chicken pineapple, steak and dessert.
No, serve the dessert.
Let that fatso finishes his meal and get rid of him.
Why?
Don't you see he's a bit nutty?
Right, let's be quick.
What's wrong with you tonight?
I... He...
Never mind, have soup.
That's it for now.
Have some dessert.
You...
- You... - Put it down
- You... - You don't!
Stop it!
You stop it. You...
Let's go.
Is it none of your business this time?
I am sorry, I am making a terrible mess.
It's okay.
It's good that you understand. Let's go out and eat.
Okay, you go yourself.
I can't stand it anymore.
The cross id for the devils.
It doesn't work with a kind ghost like me.
You are kind? You screw up other people's good deeds.
Tear us apart, do you call this kind?
Why don't you say that I make your wife and children leave you?
She's only your girlfriend.
Right, it's not easy for me to find a girlfriend,
and you ruin it.
Of all the policeman in Hong Kong why do you come and look for me?
I didn't offend you in any ways.
Tuba, before I died you were the only person that stayed with me.
You grabbed my hand, so that we could communicate dead and alive.
So that I can come and bug you.
If I have the choice, do you think I will choose you?
Tuba, if you are willing to keep your promise,
never mind one girlfriend,
I can make all the girls in the world to fall for you.
I don't need that many. She will do.
Tell me, how can I keep my words?
How do I find this gang?
If I knew, I would have told you.
They had gone through all these troubles,
all they want is to blackmail Da-Jin King, they won't give up.
The money is ready?
Yes.
Now you take your car.
Where to?
Wellington street, Central.
Somebody will contact you.
Okay.
Any leads?
It's better to have no leads.
Then why are we standing here everyday?
We are doing the ghost a favour.
I hope that ghost will bless us.
Look carefully.
Something happens, King is going out.
What are you looking for? Get in quick.
Faster
Get closer.
Park the car.
Get off.
- I watch over the car. - Let's go.
Something happened.
They made a switch.
They switched Kings case.
What now?
Follow them.
It is better to follow King.
King is useless now, follow them.
Get closer.
I am getting too close.
Out of the way.
You jerk, are you blind? Don't you see it's red light? You nuts.
Right, you can't drive through red light.
Go...
Get off quick.
Hold tight, Tuba.
The car is over there.
You haven't pay the toll.
They are on board of the ferry.
The speedboat will be here soon.
We chase them via the tunnel.
We can't make it.
Then what?
Hold tight.
Tuba, hold tight.
We'll be dead this time.
Police, it's okay, get in the car.
Tuba, come over here.
Tuba, you cannot die.
I cannot die?
I cover you, you go at the back.
Freeze.
What's going on?
Duck.
Freeze !
Put down your gun. Put it down.
Grab it.
Go...
Where are they going?
It's done, second brother.
But some brothers get caught, we were followed by the police.
Put the money into the fruit canon.
I'll talk with the big bother.
Is it done?
It's done.
See you tonight at the usual place.
There's only two of us, don't go.
Go.
Oh shit, it's either do or die. March!
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you. I have waited for so long.
Can we not fight anymore?
Sure, so long as you don't take me downtown.
Okay, no problem, I won't take you downtown.
You come with me to the police station.
Fuck you, you play with me.
I can't do it.
Tuba.
Go after him, or he'll run away.
Let him go. I can't fight him.
Sure you can.
I can't, I really can't.
Let me use your body.
Let you use my body?
I'll possess you.
Here I come.
Tuba, I have already possessed you.
Possess me? I didn't feel a thing.
Now I feel something.
Tuba, go.
Here I come.
- Tuba - It hurts.
Won't hurt. He hits you, I hurt.
Because I have possessed you, how could you be hurt.
No, I hurts so bad.
I say it won't hurt, then it won't hurt.
You have to be strong and decisive. Go, go...
It doesn't hurt right?
It hurts so badly, I can no longer stand it.
You try to scare him.
- Scare him? - That's right.
Tell him you are not human. You are a superman.
I am a superman?
You fly.
I can't fly.
You can't, but I can. Stop him, quick.
Don't go. Do you know who I am?
A cop.
I am not a cop. I am superman.
Superman?
Fl)'-
Bravo, Tuba.
You were not in my body?
How come you are here?
I have never possessed you.
Tuba, don't worry.
You beat him flat on the ground.
Look, your boss is here.
Go in and take a look.
Make way! Please cooperate.
Sir.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Well done.
Take them to the station.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
You have a bright future.
Thank you, sir.
Tuba, we crack a big case at last.
Let's go
You are not leaving like this, are you?
What about my girlfriend?
I'll get it.
It's you?
Why are you here?
I come to tell you I was not going bananas the other day.
That means you did it on purpose to my dad?
Can I come in?
If you wish.
Thank you.
Remember to help me this time, and don't screw things up.
Okay. Let's go.
Who is it?
Dad.
Uncle.
Why are you here?
I come to apologize.
Don't come near me.
Girl, you come here.
I am gentle and kind by nature.
I have a duty to protect my family and my properties.
Should you go haywire,
talking nonsense or have an ill intention, I'll hit you.
This old man is sure nasty.
Can't blame him.
I better not talking to you.
Don't say it. He's gonna hit you.
Tuba, your zipper.
Uncle.
Think before you talk.
Calm down. Right now I only want to do one thing.
What?
Zip up my zipper.
Uncle, why you hit me? I only zip up my zipper.
Then unzip it.
What's wrong with you? Either way you'll hit me.
Then I'll unzip it.
Uncle, that's enough.
Tuba.
Stop talking.
If you start talking, I don't know how to explain to these people.
Young man, you like talking to the air?
Go to New territories.
The air is much nicer and cleaner. You go now.
No, auntie, I am not talking to the air.
I am talking to a ghost.
You say my house is haunted? You go to hell.
Undies?
No way.
Auntie, please lend me your underwear.
He is really nuts.
Joan.
Fatso, if you fool around, I'll kill you.
No.
Matthew, no undies, but a drawer.
No.
- Don't go. - Wait, Tuba.
I know you value your girlfriend more than our friendship.
Okay, if you really want to do it. I'll let you.
I'll never reincarnate. Go ahead.
Put it on.
A ghost.
Where?
She saw... She saw... Tuba
Thank you for helping me this time.
I tell you what, your girlfriend really likes you.
Because she didn't see it, and she didn't hear it.
Now I don't have to stay here.
See you in next life.
Matthew.
Let's go to the movie.
Okay.
Did you see the ghost?
I didn't You?
Neither did I.
Fatso is not the one that saw the ghost. It's our daughter.
Now I am a cop in uniform.
Two years later, I'll promote to Inspector. From Inspector to Station Sergeant.
From Station Sergeant to The Commissioner.
Tuba, help.
Go, Tuba.
You always remind me of what to do.
You make me to follow your steps.
You always remind me of what to do.
I'm sorry that I can't.
I understand that you want me to be practical,
that you are afraid I'll get lost.
But you know being in the greenhouse,
I can hardly grow up and be tall.
Let me go out and test my abilities,
I'll know my way home in the future.
Let me go and experiment the harsh reality.
I cannot be proud of myself if I was not hurt before.
I hope you understand that it is too lonely in the greenhouse.
I have my own ideal future,
and hope that you'll understand I need to be independent.